Ramblings of a Whack Job

1. I am kinda a bad ass and never really knew it.  This blew me away.

2. These were stolen.  Shhhh..... don't tell Spawn.

3. Umm.......  5, 19, 23, 50

4. Baby Spawn hasn't slept in his bed in a month.  Nice to have a warm body next to me. Even if he snores and farts all night. Hard to let go of my baby.

5. Spring sports begin this weekend.  Somehow my two kids are in four sports.  Three of those belonging to one kid.  I will be the parent with vodka in her water bottle.

6. This is so wrong on so many levels, yet I really want one.

7. Last night I ate this, and this.....

 

 

8. Do you remember seeing these everywhere?  Yeah, me too.  If only a quarter got you a phone call.

 

9. My week has been consumed with coffee and Vitamin C. My skin may be turning orange at any time now.

10. I stopped drinking for well, a week, okay four days. okay, I haven't drank at home.

11. Do you ever talk baby talk at work? Or anywhere for that matter? Yeah, me neither.

12. Someone asked me to marry him last week.  Promise.  He did.  Yet he has no idea what my name is. I said No.  Damn shame too, could have been the one.

13. Now, if he asked me to marry him, it wouldn't be yes, but HELL FUCKING YES!!!

 

14. Yes it was 5:30 PM when Spawn decided to wake up for the day.  She went back to bed 30 minutes later, didn't come to until the next morning.  Remember being a kid an being able to do that?  Yeah me too, I miss that.

15. I really need a camera so I can stop with the crappy iPhone pics..... Agree?  Agreed!