2. These were stolen. Shhhh..... don't tell Spawn.
3. Umm....... 5, 19, 23, 50
4. Baby Spawn hasn't slept in his bed in a month. Nice to have a warm body next to me. Even if he snores and farts all night. Hard to let go of my baby.
5. Spring sports begin this weekend. Somehow my two kids are in four sports. Three of those belonging to one kid. I will be the parent with vodka in her water bottle.
6. This is so wrong on so many levels, yet I really want one.
7. Last night I ate this, and this.....
10. I stopped drinking for well, a week, okay four days. okay, I haven't drank at home.
11. Do you ever talk baby talk at work? Or anywhere for that matter? Yeah, me neither.
12. Someone asked me to marry him last week. Promise. He did. Yet he has no idea what my name is. I said No. Damn shame too, could have been the one.
13. Now, if he asked me to marry him, it wouldn't be yes, but HELL FUCKING YES!!!
15. I really need a camera so I can stop with the crappy iPhone pics..... Agree? Agreed!